GOBLIN TECH: YOUR HOARD'S BEST FRIEND

Alright, listen up, you scurvy Consumer Electronics landlubbers! We goblins know a thing or two about makin' things work on the cheap. And when it comes to tech? We're the masters of makin' somethin' outta nothin'. Clunky parts, cobbled together with grit and a whole lotta duct tape - that's goblin tech! Don't let them fancy elves fool ya with thei